Dear God

A message to all the little boys out there. Kaitlyn may act like a little Viking heathen on occasion, but she has some high powered connections if you ever cross her. She informed her mother the other day that she says her prayers every night, and the night before went something to the effect of:

"Dear God, 

(Name of guilty omitted) hit me on the
playground and would you please tell
Santa Claus so he only gets
some switches for Christmas."